1-800-OOPS... An LMW staffer trying to activate his new Chase banking card got a fine how do ya do when he mistakenly dialed a hybrid of the English-speaking number provided and the Spanish-speaking number listed just below it. The hodge-podge of numbers connected him to the sultry (recorded) voice of a woman who said, "I've been waiting for your call, baby." Yikes. Sure, the right relationship is everything, but that seems like a bit much. A quick hang-up and a second try at the number brought the desired result activation of the card.