Diet and gone to heaven

What is the world coming to? Once upon a time you could rely on bankers for a bit of merrymaking on pretty much any day of the week, with beer and fags for syndicate, wine and cigars for the posh boys in origination, all followed up by a burger or some other heart-stopping monstrosity before the inevitable Minicab Journey of Doom and the Hangover of Heroic Proportions.