The way we wear

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The way we wear

A friend of mine works for another investment bank and received the following internal communication last week. Keep a bucket close to hand if your constitution is less than robust. Come with me, let’s take a walk among the verbiage and read this together. It’s a classic of the genre, almost beyond satire. And when we get to the bottom we can conduct a little critical analysis.

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