Dear Ms Sturgeon,
Please organise — simultaneously — secession from the Union and Remain as fast as possible. We will try to bring London to Edinburgh. You already have financial expertise in the town, and Common Law.
I must confess there are some downsides: you will probably have to join the euro, which can be a mixed blessing. And there may be a sudden proliferation of table-dancing bars. There will be at some point an almighty financial crash which you won't be able to afford.
But there will be falafel, and sushi, and we shall have a ball.
Yours,
John
P.s please organise some airports with flights to sunny places.