Unlike the legendary Mr Welch, we have never pretended to have any influence other than to make some Euromarketeers smile from time to time. We can chide, irritate and niggle, but we have never for a moment claimed to be able to change the financial world. However, once in a blue moon our comments may strike home, and we had to smile ourselves when we received a call from our top German mole and the strictest disciplinarian in Europe, Fraulein Heidi von Grippenutz. The gorgeous Heidi said that our name came up in a question and answer session at Commerzbank when the fast fading and outgoing chairman, Martin Kohlhaussen was asked why, considering the extent of his revenue contributions, had the head of the securities division, Mehmet Dalman not been promoted to the Vorstand? Was it really true that the usually humourless Marty Kohlhaussen replied: "I appreciate the validity of your question but I make the decisions at this bank and not Mr Ian Kerr at EuroWeek"? Of course, Marty is quite right but who was the bounder at the back of the audience who said: "Don't bet your shirt on it Mr Kohlhaussen."
March 23, 2001