Did the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride through the Euromarkets last week? The City of London refuse collectors reported that they found nothing that you might wish to spread over your rose bushes, but they did discover several previously unidentified rivers of blood. You certainly needed your green wellies down in the badlands of Canary Wharf, where footpads lurk on every corner and street-sellers offer a dazzling variety of freshly stolen mobile phones. Outside the headquarters of Credit Suisse First Boston, there was not only blood in the street, but dozens of unlucky bodies floating down the Thames. Professional corpse-spotters claimed that the bodies did not originate exclusively from CSFB, but had been joined by other sadly departed souls from Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein.
April 19, 2002