We have received a flurry of telephone calls from Barclays, deep in the heart of the Dead Canary where the sun rarely shines and muggers lurk on every corner. We are pleased to report that during the whole of 2001 we never visited Canary Wharf once, and that the same resolution is high on our list of priorities for 2002. Our story about BarCap's CEO, Bob Diamond, and his £10m bonus, has certainly caught the eye of opportunistic ladies across the land. Many of our calls were from doe-eyed lovelies who wanted to become members of Mr Diamond's fan club, known as Bob's Babes. Calm down, girls. All you have to do is call Bob's charming assistant, Jane, and ask for an application form or how to access the fan club website. However, don't delay as membership might be restricted due to overwhelming demand.
January 18, 2002