Who wants to go to the Olympic Games in Athens? As huge admirers of wonderfully enthusiastic Greek ladies for many years, we would love to cadge an invitation, but as we are no higher than ?D? list guests, we will probably be watching the games at home on television. The best Olympic invitations will be to stay on a yacht preferably more than 250 foot long, but we ?D?-listers would be quite happy to sleep in a Boston whaler. The advantage of being on a yacht is that you can hoof off out to sea if there is a terrorist incident ? the security aspect alone may deter some visitors to the Athens Olympics.
April 30, 2004