Never let it be said that you didn't hear the first whispers in the pages of EuroWeek. Before you could say "who can remember how many hairs you could count on the top of Jon Corzine's head?", Goldman Sachs had loaded its famous president and co-chief operating officer, John Thornton, into an 18 inch naval gun, pointed it towards China, and given the order to fire. Thank heavens Johnny Thornton landed safely and is still looking good, but then this is not a man who ever has a bad hair day. Who loaded Mr Thornton into the barrel? As we have been suggesting in these columns for several months, a turf war has been raging within Goldman Sachs for some time but, true to form, Goldman has been saying nothing and the body bags have been taken out at the dead of night along with the garbage. When snoopy, ill-informed scribblers enquired whether all was well, and were those really body bags, they were met with a wall of silence.
March 28, 2003