Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, Lehman Brothers and Morgan Stanley dished out their bonuses this week. How generous have these US houses been? Let's just say that Klaus Svendsen, Frair Appleby-Walker and Richard Tynan of MSDW went last night to drown their sorrows at the appropriately named Bleeding Heart restaurant. The Greville Street eaterie is considered to be one of the best in London, and not too expensive either . . . But most MTNers have been too hungover from an endless round of lunches and parties to feel the pain. Lloyds treasury hosted a humdinger of an lunch on Tuesday. Annabel Murday was in charge of keeping the MTNers in order at Lloyds HQ. And she had a battle on her hands with a collection of rowdy (mostly junior) MTNers: BNP Paribas' Katherine Mitchell, Goldman's Anthony Wainer, David Cukierman from Salomon, HSBC's Evie 'Christ-I've-gone-doolaly' Christodoulidou. Sadly, 'A-pose-a-lot' Apostolos from Barclays was not there to add to the Hellic nomenclature fun. But head-girl, Deutsche's Tiina Lee, luckily was there to stop everyone from overindulging on the port and brandy and to bar Merrill's Dean 'the dog' Fogg from throwing bread rolls. Other parties were the JP Morgan's do at the ultra trendy Fabric (making up for last week's less-than cutting edge Sugar Reef). And Planet 2000, which sounds suspiciously like the name of a lap dancing club, was the venue that both ABN Amro on Tuesday, and Lehman Brothers on Thursday chose to boogie the night away in. Steer clear of the Bishopsgate area if you want to avoid a few bitter Lehman bankers, which sounds suspiciously like a few bitter lemons. And Leak, at risk of sounding like the court section of The Times, has a few announcements to make: Henceforth, Julia Ward of Commerzbank will be known as Julia Abbott of Commerzbank. No, she is not intending to team up with Costello. She has returned to the market, fresh from her Maldives' honeymoon, keen to adopt her husband's name. Another market event that Leak wishes to publicise is the MTN drinks that Gavin Eddy (kind chap that he is) is organising on Tuesday, December 19 at Chez Gerard, on Bishopsgate. Rumours are circulating that Gavin is leaving his card behind the bar. Can this be true? And another new name in the market is Emily Mae Edinburgh, who at seven lb must weigh in as one of the more svelte members of the MTN world. She is the daughter of Julie at CSFB and Justin at Bear Stearns. Congratulations to them both. Only a few more years and she will be teaching Simon Hill and Luca Favero a thing or two.
December 15, 2000