It would appear that Henry Nevstad not only has the highest cheekbones in the market but also the finest timing. Only a matter of months after walking out of Deutsche Bank to head up Dresdner's fledgling MTN desk, Deutsche Bank has announced it is to sack 2,600 employees, with 600 going in non-Germany Europe. Though no one would dare touch uber-MTNer Tiina Lee, rumours are circulating that she may find this an apt time to move on to bigger and better things. It is all very reminiscent of the autumn of 1998 when Merrill Lynch "right-sized" many of its London-based debt capital markets team. And, if Leak remembers correctly Mr Nevstad managing to leave the US house only a matter of months before he discovered he was the "wrong size". The most persistent rumour to be circulating around the market for the last year or so has been Rupert Lewis' imminent departure from MTNs. Various gossips suggest that fast-living Rupert is finding running JP Morgan's MTN business a less than exciting way of spending his day. So ever since Chase's Garrath Fulford got the top job after the merger everybody has been waiting to see where he would go. As yet he has stayed put at Victoria Embankment, but if he is looking for some ideas as to where to head he could take a lead from Johnny Fine, his friend and fellow Morganite. On Thursday Johnny Fine left his swaps position at the bank to take the short walk up to Fleet Street to join Goldman Sachs, where he starts in March. In his departure, however, he managed to confirm his status as MTNWeek's Media Whore of 2001. Barely had Fine got through the revolving door at JP Morgan than he was on the phone ringing the press to announce his departure. Leak sincerely hopes that part of his new contract stipulates that he continues to take responsibility for THE Christmas party in the market. The market will be a poorer place without Johnny Fine in charge pouring the drinks. He is in training by hosting his leaving party at Bar Room Bar in far-away Hampstead tonight. In the meantime Leak will be satisfied with Bayerische Landesbank's usual post-Christmas bash at Bavaria House. Once a year Rolf Schafer, Russell Williams et al are in charge of the fun which involves a bevy of frauleins chopping of the ties of guests with a pair of scissors. Klaus Svendsen, after seeing his natty Hermes tie cut in half a couple of years' ago, will at least be prepared with a cheap and nasty one this year. Only three week's ago Leak awarded Andrew Moorfield, who used to be Diageo's top funding man, with its Biggest Self-Publicist of 2000 award (see MTNWeek, issue 212). He is now in the running for Biggest Self-Publicist of 2001 after his appearance - complete with grinning photo - on the back page of Financial News. It is a mystery how his company, bfiance.co.uk, has not gone the way of boo.com and other internet flops as he seems to spend his entire time chatting to the press rather than running a business. His latest appearance in print chronicles his macho shark-fishing hobby and includes the priceless sentence: "The pleasure is in pitting yourself against nature, the thrill of the chase and using a whole different set of reactions - and muscles - than are required for success in the financial markets." We expect Moorfield to be next appearing in Guns 'n' Ammo sporting an AK47 comparing taking on the Taleban to running a treasury. And the market will soon be bidding farewell to one of its longest-serving treasurers: Chris Vallance, who is to step down from ICI after more than 30 years' service. David Blackwood is to take over.
February 02, 2001