I do want to go to Chelsea
Blog, being the sort of bottom-feeding toad that he is, usually only gets invited to the lowest calibre of sporting events on corporate jollies — reserve team games at Fulham, under-15s rugby at Saracens, the ball boys’ warm-up at Wimbledon, and so on.
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