The Pained Trader

• The Pained Trader: it's coming home

  The Pained Trader's natural habitat is disrupted.

  • 12 Jul 2018

• The Pained Trader: Four horsemen of the apocalypse

  The Pained Trader takes an MD on tour.

  • 05 Jul 2018

• The Pained Trader: what will survive of us?

  The Pained Trader feels the heat.

  • 28 Jun 2018

• The Pained Trader: trading places

  The Pained Trader considers that all things, especially City careers, must come to an end.

  • 21 Jun 2018

• The Pained Trader: world at war

  The Pained Trader takes a stand on the stands.

  • 14 Jun 2018

• The Pained Trader: paws for thought

  The Pained Trader finds himself hounded.

  • 07 Jun 2018

• The Pained Trader: Schrödinger's stockbroker

  What if Erwin Schrödinger, the noted physicist, Nobel laureate, and cat torture fantasist, was onto something with his far-flung feline and there is after all an alternative universe? In such a place, might I be transformed into a successful, well-adjusted stockbroker who is not on HR’s watch-list and under round-the-clock surveillance? Might my heart, broken unmendably in this vale of tears, be rendered whole?

  • 31 May 2018

• The Pained Trader: Istanbul bizarre

  The Pained Trader copes with a currency crisis.

  • 24 May 2018

• The Pained Trader: how many stockbrokers does it take to change a lightbulb?

  Practicalities are not the Pained Trader’s strong point.

  • 10 May 2018

• The Pained Trader: in (or out) of the money

  The Pained Trader's supermarket shenanigans.

  • 03 May 2018

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