The Naked Broker: A turkey is not the only bird

The cleaners at the last shop were hefty steatopygous in the extreme. I saw them every morning in various states of undress and physical duress, most often when after climbing the 40 floors or so of staircase to my desk I would strip off to the waist and lie down on the floor while attempting to get my breath back.

  • 27 Nov 2009
Never once did a sexual thought cross my mind in their presence. The contrast here could be no starker. The ancillary staff at InnSecs are lovely and although dialogue thus far has been so halting I haven’t quite established their nationality for certain, they are callipygian like only ...

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All International Bonds

Rank Lead Manager Amount $m No of issues Share %
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  • Today
1 Citi 417,761.51 1606 9.02%
2 JPMorgan 380,362.89 1737 8.21%
3 Bank of America Merrill Lynch 364,928.71 1322 7.88%
4 Goldman Sachs 269,252.76 932 5.81%
5 Barclays 267,252.43 1082 5.77%

Bookrunners of All Syndicated Loans EMEA

Rank Lead Manager Amount $m No of issues Share %
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1 HSBC 45,449.36 196 6.56%
2 BNP Paribas 38,734.80 217 5.59%
3 Deutsche Bank 37,615.10 139 5.43%
4 JPMorgan 34,724.19 118 5.01%
5 Bank of America Merrill Lynch 33,835.53 112 4.88%

Bookrunners of all EMEA ECM Issuance

Rank Lead Manager Amount $m No of issues Share %
  • Last updated
  • Today
1 JPMorgan 22,475.46 105 8.65%
2 Morgan Stanley 19,057.00 101 7.34%
3 Citi 17,812.08 111 6.86%
4 UBS 17,693.89 71 6.81%
5 Goldman Sachs 17,333.10 99 6.67%