The Naked Broker: They think it’s all over
Excitement in the office! Talk on the floor is of a capital injection to, umm, bale out the most infamous purveyor of buckets in the City. No one here really gives a damn about the long-term survival of Buckets-R-Us or shareholder value but everyone is most keen that a foreigner with wonga should arrive to shore up the bonus pool.
If their largesse stretched to fixing the coffee machine, which has been resolutely broken since the head of trading headbutted it, then so much the better.
Speculation surrounding our potential saviour is febrile even though the only indication that something might be afoot was the CEO overheard in
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